Thursday, May 3, 2012

Tune-today© Reader’s Story®


Tune-today© Reader’s Story®

Disclaimer- This post may resemble to any real events or peoples, if such resemblance occurs, then it should not be treated as a mere coincidence.

Prologue- There was a very innocent looking boy (name withheld, denoted by Mr A) who mastered the art of illusion in the exams. i.e. in his own words, “Exam ot mur agot boha tuwe jiman likhe, moi taat-ke besi likhu, & Mur pisot boha tuwe jiman likhe taat-koiu moi besi likhu..........karon.........duitai ji likhe sob moi likhu!!!!!”

In the 1st sem exam Mr. A coordinated with Mr P & as a result, there is a 5% difference between Mr A & Mr P. (After that Mr P changed his smiling profile picture in orkut with a picture of a black dot)
But in the 2nd sem exam, Mr A confronted Mr B who was also a skilled entity. In the 1st two papers they showed very good coordination, skilled teamwork & enhanced their performences by 227% .
But in the 3rd paper, 2P sir was the invigilator.
2P was regarded as a demon for the illusonists. Bur Mr. A & Mr. B has their motto, “Choro kal-ki baate, kal ki baat purani, roz hum likhyenge, milkar sari kahani”
Mr. A & Mr. B spent 15-20 minutes in analysing the paper & found that they have all the assets, but in between the assets & utilization of the assets, there was 2P.

In the 1st hour of the exam, they decorated their answer scripts. Then, the 1 hour bell ringed & 2P was replaced by aRe sir. aRe was very cool , most of the time he spent outside & in the meantime all assets were utilised, history has been written, teamwork reached its best, skills attained their perfection.
But again the shift changed, 2P entered. Now the problem was.........Copy of Mr.A was with Mr. B & viceversa. 2P also increased his activeness. Interchange was very risky.
30 mins to the final bell........ “wait & watch”
20 mins to the final bell........... “ Ki kora jai”
10 mins to the final bell........... “Baad de, ji hoi dekha jabo”
some batchmates were seen in the corridor.......Interchange still incomplete
7 mins to the final bell..........A bearer entered with the stapplar......heartbeats reached the peak.......... “Aaj to gaya bacchu”
Suddenly......... Ek hawa ka halka jhoka aaya......us-me Mr. B ka loose sheets bikhar gaya......kuch neeche gira.....kuch 2P ke paas...........
Aur usi mei ............
SAB OK HO GAYA

In the 3rd sem exam, Mr B found 3 different coordinates....Mr N, Mr J & Miss A.
But the covalent coordination of Mr A was ruined by Miss B. After the exam Mr A said, “Sala, Miss B r pora eku sabo nuwari, pisot dekham pisot dekham buli koi koi sari ghonta khedai dile, dukhiyak tu olop doya koribo lage !!!”

The team-effort continued till the last sem was over.


The manor now-
Mr A spread his sklls to other areas(Miss{P,S....,R}) & become a Researcher.
Mr B repented on his illusions & left Research.
Mr P joined the factory where he produce Researchers.
2P is still a nightmare for all semi-skilled proffesionals.
aRe become more cool than before.(Recently involved in a Carnot cycle)
Re:Disclaimer- If by this post someone goes through some emotional crisis & want to prosecute the author........... then.... “Chill yaar, loli pop kha....bhar mei jaa ....LOL”

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